Waffle Fry Enthusiasts Mugs

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

"Do you want to suddenly decide we need a waffle maker?"

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

'Mmm...Smells like waffles!'

"I'm searching for a happy medium between sitting on a mountain top and eating cheese fries."

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

"Of course I mind—they're mine, and I want all of them."

UFO = Unidentified frying object.

"My brain said, exercise....my tummy auto-corrected that to, extra-fries!"

"Honey, I’ll take over. The stir-fry has suffered long enough."

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

'Would you like a shake with your fries?'

'The bad news is I left the presentation at home. The good news is we're having fresh waffles.'

Cooking Contest. I hear you can make tempura out of anything. Yep -- Anything you can do, I can do battered!

"Actually, I will have fries with that."

Real Fast Food.

Waffles + Bunnies

House of Waffling

"Could I have the fires al dente?"

"You got the chip shop gig, then?"

"What? You've never been to Waffle House? I guess it is kind of a regional thing."

Full Service ATM: "Do you want fries with that?"

Boiling Oil.

'He's certainly going to 'go large' with that lot!'

Hey, second basket of cheesy fries! You want to have a heart attack? Concessi

"So, who ordered the burger platter with endless fries?"

"Mr. Crane is running behind schedule. Please make yourself a waffle and have a seat."

Fish Fries

"See? It never hurts to ask."