Fries Fanatics Mugs

Full Service ATM: "Do you want fries with that?"

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

Sausages.

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

"Of course I mind—they're mine, and I want all of them."

"My brain said, exercise....my tummy auto-corrected that to, extra-fries!"

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

UFO = Unidentified frying object.

"Might I recommend one of our salads? They come with three of your companion's fries."

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

...the onion rings

"I'm using this travel site to map out a trip to the land of Everything's Deep Fat Fried."

Yes, I Want Fries With That.

The Food of Shame.

"Could I have the fires al dente?"

"Actually, I will have fries with that."

Diner has sign: Ask about our frequent fryer plan.

Real Fast Food.

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

'Whatever fast food - fried stuff, fat, sugar, salt for the 'Doesn't Bother Me' person'.

Boiling Oil.

Fish Fries

Hooked on fried sardines, Irene's cat leads them on a life of crime.

'He's certainly going to 'go large' with that lot!'

"So, who ordered the burger platter with endless fries?"

"See? It never hurts to ask."