Fries Fanatic Mugs

"Could I have the fires al dente?"

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

Jenga fries.

'He's certainly going to 'go large' with that lot!'

'I suppose you'll be wanting fries with that?'

Did one of you forget a jumbo burger and a small fry?

"A hamburger with French fries is all the diversity I need."

Medium Fries and a Drink

Sausages.

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

"Of course I mind—they're mine, and I want all of them."

"My brain said, exercise....my tummy auto-corrected that to, extra-fries!"

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

UFO = Unidentified frying object.

"Might I recommend one of our salads? They come with three of your companion's fries."

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

...the onion rings

"I'm using this travel site to map out a trip to the land of Everything's Deep Fat Fried."

Yes, I Want Fries With That.

The Food of Shame.

"Actually, I will have fries with that."

Real Fast Food.

'Whatever fast food - fried stuff, fat, sugar, salt for the 'Doesn't Bother Me' person'.

Full Service ATM: "Do you want fries with that?"

Boiling Oil.

Fish Fries

"I hope you like your curry hot."

"See? It never hurts to ask."