Fry Enthusiasts Mugs

"Excellent! This crap again!"

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

"Of course I mind—they're mine, and I want all of them."

"My brain said, exercise....my tummy auto-corrected that to, extra-fries!"

"Honey, I’ll take over. The stir-fry has suffered long enough."

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

UFO = Unidentified frying object.

'So why do you need a ladder to eat a pancake'

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

'Would you like a shake with your fries?'

"Take your mother for example. She's not much to look at, but she's darn handy with the cookware."

Yes, I Want Fries With That.

Real Fast Food.

'Community wok?'

"Could I have the fires al dente?"

"You got the chip shop gig, then?"

"Actually, I will have fries with that."

Boiling Oil.

Full Service ATM: "Do you want fries with that?"

Fish Fries

'I want my stir fry to be magical.'

'He's certainly going to 'go large' with that lot!'

Baldo suggests getting a frying pan for his tia and she hits him in the head with it.

You have nothing to fear but fear itself, Al. I realize that, Dr. Kapuchnik. That's why I always have my fear with a side of fries.

Hey, second basket of cheesy fries! You want to have a heart attack? Concessi

"See? It never hurts to ask."

"So, who ordered the burger platter with endless fries?"

"My business plan? Well, all my friends are addicted, so if I can get access to potatoes and set up a deep fryer, I'll be rich!"