Waffle Fry Enthusiasts Gifts

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

"Do you want to suddenly decide we need a waffle maker?"

'Mmm...Smells like waffles!'

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

"I'm searching for a happy medium between sitting on a mountain top and eating cheese fries."

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

"Of course I mind—they're mine, and I want all of them."

"Honey, I’ll take over. The stir-fry has suffered long enough."

UFO = Unidentified frying object.

"My brain said, exercise....my tummy auto-corrected that to, extra-fries!"

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

'The bad news is I left the presentation at home. The good news is we're having fresh waffles.'

"Actually, I will have fries with that."

Waffles + Bunnies

House of Waffling

"Could I have the fires al dente?"

Real Fast Food.

"What? You've never been to Waffle House? I guess it is kind of a regional thing."

Full Service ATM: "Do you want fries with that?"

Boiling Oil.

Fish Fries

"So, who ordered the burger platter with endless fries?"

'I want my stir fry to be magical.'

'He's certainly going to 'go large' with that lot!'

"See? It never hurts to ask."

"Mr. Crane is running behind schedule. Please make yourself a waffle and have a seat."

Why It's Called a Waffle