Waffle Aficionado Gifts

'Serving waffles at your fund-raisers sends the wrong message, Senator.'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Diner.

6 Brothers Falafel

Tension filled the tent.

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

Non-Power Breakfast

Cake Friday!

"Do you want to suddenly decide we need a waffle maker?"

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

Pope tarts.

'It's all homemade.'

Filling the Missile Gap

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'

"Thanks, but I already have my 'support bubble' right here."

Table Of The Elephants

"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?"

"Business is so bad even my hotcakes aren't selling like hotcakes."

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

'Mmm...Smells like waffles!'

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

"Sir, we serve pancakes 297 ways. We don't do plain toast."

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

The best way to prevent sagging is to keep eating until the wrinkles fall out.

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

F&E Subs. Hey, you replaced the little swords with periscope-shaped toothpicks! Nice touch, Ernie!

'Can I have some of your peanut butter and jelly sandwich? All my mom ever gives me is cake.'