Waffle Aficionado Gifts

'Serving waffles at your fund-raisers sends the wrong message, Senator.'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

Diner.

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

6 Brothers Falafel

Tension filled the tent.

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

Non-Power Breakfast

"Do you want to suddenly decide we need a waffle maker?"

Cake Friday!

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

'It's all homemade.'

Filling the Missile Gap

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

"Business is so bad even my hotcakes aren't selling like hotcakes."

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

'Mmm...Smells like waffles!'

Table Of The Elephants

The best way to prevent sagging is to keep eating until the wrinkles fall out.

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

"Sir, we serve pancakes 297 ways. We don't do plain toast."

"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?"

'Gary freaked out a bit and went way off the griddle.'