Sandwich King Gifts

"Yeah. I'm into fitness. Fittin' dis whole sammich in my mouth."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

Super Heroes.

A Club Sandwitch.

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"Our cook is new, so ge's Googling what goes on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich as we speak."

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

'Kimble, I'm going to give you a chance at purchasing - nip over to the cafe and get me a cheese and pickle sandwich.'

'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'

'Hard to follow...'

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?"

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

A Grade Two student explains why he is so eager to get back to school.

"He lives in a block of flats"

Jelly I.V.

A sick sandwich is in the hospital and is getting a transfusion on new Maya and Zesty Mustard.

'They are boneless, I didn't say anything about beaks.'

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

The Deli Llama

Man takes sandwiches left beneath a 'please take one' sign

Batman and Reuben

'How's getting you a sandwich going to help me get a job?'

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"