Sandwich Supreme Gifts

Sal's: Try our famous club sandwich.

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

Super Heroes.

A Club Sandwitch.

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

'Kimble, I'm going to give you a chance at purchasing - nip over to the cafe and get me a cheese and pickle sandwich.'

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?"

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

F&E Subs. Hey, you replaced the little swords with periscope-shaped toothpicks! Nice touch, Ernie!

'Can I have some of your peanut butter and jelly sandwich? All my mom ever gives me is cake.'

Jelly I.V.

A Grade Two student explains why he is so eager to get back to school.

"Wow, I was expecting to also get a pearl, but I'll take a panini."

'They are boneless, I didn't say anything about beaks.'

The Deli Llama

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."

Sandwich snob.

"I just knew there had to be a better use for tomatoes than making boring old sandwiches."

Man takes sandwiches left beneath a 'please take one' sign

Batman and Reuben

'How's getting you a sandwich going to help me get a job?'

"Yeah. I'm into fitness. Fittin' dis whole sammich in my mouth."

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"

'Do you have any denture friendly sandwiches?'

'A sandwich?'

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

"Liverwurst is down an eighth, egg-salad is up two and a half, and peanut-butter-and-jelly remains unchanged."

'Only peanut butter and jelly fingers, Sir.'

'Your French dip, sir.'