Sandwich Savants Gifts

"I love a man with an untrimmed crust."

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

Super Heroes.

A Club Sandwitch.

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

"I think we're all agreed that we need to focus 110% on meeting strategic corporate goals."

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

'Kimble, I'm going to give you a chance at purchasing - nip over to the cafe and get me a cheese and pickle sandwich.'

"Pastrami. My favorite, Chad. But I asked for the 'sand wedge.'"

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

Filling the Missile Gap

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?"

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

A sick sandwich is in the hospital and is getting a transfusion on new Maya and Zesty Mustard.

A Grade Two student explains why he is so eager to get back to school.

Lunch Meet

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

'They are boneless, I didn't say anything about beaks.'

Jelly I.V.

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

Orville Wright, not sure he wants to eat airline food, brings a sandwich to his historic first flight.

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

The Deli Llama

'How's getting you a sandwich going to help me get a job?'

Sandwich snob.

Man takes sandwiches left beneath a 'please take one' sign

Batman and Reuben

'They ought to change the name of this deli to The Cramer - they get it wrong 50 of the time.'

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"