Sandwich Savants Gifts

"I love a man with an untrimmed crust."

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

Super Heroes.

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

A Club Sandwitch.

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

"I think we're all agreed that we need to focus 110% on meeting strategic corporate goals."

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

'Kimble, I'm going to give you a chance at purchasing - nip over to the cafe and get me a cheese and pickle sandwich.'

Filling the Missile Gap

"Pastrami. My favorite, Chad. But I asked for the 'sand wedge.'"

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

F&E Subs. Hey, you replaced the little swords with periscope-shaped toothpicks! Nice touch, Ernie!

"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?"

Wow, Ernie, another previously undiscovered tomb. And it has some unusual images. Is that a picture of the first sandwich? A thumbs up is next to it. The first "like"! Here's a drawing of a family and a heart has been added. The first emoji! This bird looks exactly like one we saw in the last tomb. The first retweet. Could this be the first social media? Yes! And this is how they scrolled!

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

'Can I have some of your peanut butter and jelly sandwich? All my mom ever gives me is cake.'

Jelly I.V.

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

A Grade Two student explains why he is so eager to get back to school.

'They are boneless, I didn't say anything about beaks.'

Lunch Meet

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

A sick sandwich is in the hospital and is getting a transfusion on new Maya and Zesty Mustard.

Orville Wright, not sure he wants to eat airline food, brings a sandwich to his historic first flight.

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

The Deli Llama

Batman and Reuben

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"

'They ought to change the name of this deli to The Cramer - they get it wrong 50 of the time.'

Sandwich snob.

'How's getting you a sandwich going to help me get a job?'