Sandwich Maker Gifts

'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'

'Spread 'em.'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

It turns out they don't go together so well,

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

A Club Sandwitch.

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

"Our cook is new, so ge's Googling what goes on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich as we speak."

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

'Kimble, I'm going to give you a chance at purchasing - nip over to the cafe and get me a cheese and pickle sandwich.'

Deliboys

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

Stratigraphy

'Something new for Sunday lunch today - Corned-beef sandwiches!'

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?"

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

F&E Subs. Hey, you replaced the little swords with periscope-shaped toothpicks! Nice touch, Ernie!

Wow, Ernie, another previously undiscovered tomb. And it has some unusual images. Is that a picture of the first sandwich? A thumbs up is next to it. The first "like"! Here's a drawing of a family and a heart has been added. The first emoji! This bird looks exactly like one we saw in the last tomb. The first retweet. Could this be the first social media? Yes! And this is how they scrolled!

'Can I have some of your peanut butter and jelly sandwich? All my mom ever gives me is cake.'

Jelly I.V.

A sick sandwich is in the hospital and is getting a transfusion on new Maya and Zesty Mustard.

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

A Grade Two student explains why he is so eager to get back to school.

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

"Wow, I was expecting to also get a pearl, but I'll take a panini."

'They are boneless, I didn't say anything about beaks.'

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)