Sandwiches Gifts

Holocene, Pleistocene, Pliocene, Miocene, Oligocene, Eocene, Lettuce, Tomatoes, Onions.

'suddenly, Ken regretted eating the ploughman's lunch'

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

Tea Rex: 'Sandwiches! We needs us some sandwiches.'

'Just give me the ham on rye.'

A Club Sandwitch.

Corned Turtle on a Kaiser

'Kimble, I'm going to give you a chance at purchasing - nip over to the cafe and get me a cheese and pickle sandwich.'

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

Sandwich Van Breakdown

Benedict Arnold sandwich

Santa has a bowel full of jelly.

Joe's Foot-long Subs: A Man discovers he has been given a little real Submarine.

'I remember when a 'hotspot' didn't mean a sandwich place with Wi-Fi.'

'What was the best thing before sliced bread?'

'I'll see your tuna salad, and raise you two cheese and tomato on rye.'

'Your French dip, sir.'

One Hour Sandwich shop

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

'Are you sure you want the party sub? I mean are you sure? Are you buying it for someone else or something???'

"...while 86 million prefer grilled cheese, and 57.4 million of them like mustard on it."

Jelly I.V.

"The bologna is locally sourced from the convenience store down the street."

"Wanna trade an Easter ham salad for an Easter egg salad?"

Funeral for the Earl of Sandwich

IRS Office positioned next to a 'Poor Boys' deli.

"I recommend the pimento loaf with pickle. It's bursting with umami."

You know, while I have no fascination with the British royals and their weddings and scandals and whatnot, I must admit I've always been a big admirer of the Earl of Sandwich.

"Wait—which is evidence and which is lunch?"

"What would make it perfect, egg salad or pastrami?"

Batman and Reuben

Sick Sandwich

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

Back by popular demand, our new regular feature: Now That's Cheap. ™ In today's episode: Free financing. Buy a ham sandwich and pay nothing down and no financing for two weeks. Hmm. And after that? 25 percent interest for two years. or we sue. No that's cheap.

Did you see our favorite comic strip today. The oldy Oldersons. Lemme see! Jebediah Drake's The Oldersons by Abner Drake, Jr. Oldena, you know, I can never tell the difference between pastrami and corned beef. Don't be so rye. Hilarious! But you know what bothers me? It's only in 95% of newspapers. Some papers are replacing it with new strips. What?! Mobilize the troops! The most powerful political group in America: AARC. The American Association of Retired Cartoon Readers. Give us Oldy or give