Sandwiches Gifts

Holocene, Pleistocene, Pliocene, Miocene, Oligocene, Eocene, Lettuce, Tomatoes, Onions.

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

Tea Rex: 'Sandwiches! We needs us some sandwiches.'

'Just give me the ham on rye.'

A Club Sandwitch.

Corned Turtle on a Kaiser

'Kimble, I'm going to give you a chance at purchasing - nip over to the cafe and get me a cheese and pickle sandwich.'

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

Sandwich Van Breakdown

Benedict Arnold sandwich

Joe's Foot-long Subs: A Man discovers he has been given a little real Submarine.

'I remember when a 'hotspot' didn't mean a sandwich place with Wi-Fi.'

'What was the best thing before sliced bread?'

'I'll see your tuna salad, and raise you two cheese and tomato on rye.'

'Your French dip, sir.'

One Hour Sandwich shop

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

'Are you sure you want the party sub? I mean are you sure? Are you buying it for someone else or something???'

"...while 86 million prefer grilled cheese, and 57.4 million of them like mustard on it."

Jelly I.V.

"The bologna is locally sourced from the convenience store down the street."

"Wanna trade an Easter ham salad for an Easter egg salad?"

IRS Office positioned next to a 'Poor Boys' deli.

"I recommend the pimento loaf with pickle. It's bursting with umami."

"Wait—which is evidence and which is lunch?"

"What would make it perfect, egg salad or pastrami?"

Batman and Reuben

Sick Sandwich

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

'... Do I look like I want the government recommended, healthy, one rasher BLT?'

"Hate to break it to you, buddy, but I'm your better in every way - spicier, zestier, more fun, and Latino."

"Never play on the monkey bars after peanut butter and jelly day."

'I hate work! I'm tired of the rat race!' 'Don't forget your cheese sandwiches.'

'They are boneless, I didn't say anything about beaks.'

"Mmm, a stinky cheese sandwich!"