Sandwich Maker Prints

'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'

'Spread 'em.'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

It turns out they don't go together so well,

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

A Club Sandwitch.

"Our cook is new, so ge's Googling what goes on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich as we speak."

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

'Kimble, I'm going to give you a chance at purchasing - nip over to the cafe and get me a cheese and pickle sandwich.'

Deliboys

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

Stratigraphy

'Something new for Sunday lunch today - Corned-beef sandwiches!'

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?"

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

A sick sandwich is in the hospital and is getting a transfusion on new Maya and Zesty Mustard.

'They are boneless, I didn't say anything about beaks.'

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

A Grade Two student explains why he is so eager to get back to school.

"Wow, I was expecting to also get a pearl, but I'll take a panini."

Jelly I.V.

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

The Deli Llama

Man takes sandwiches left beneath a 'please take one' sign