Sandwich Swapper Prints

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

"Our cook is new, so ge's Googling what goes on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich as we speak."

'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

"I just knew there had to be a better use for tomatoes than making boring old sandwiches."

Sandwich snob.

"I'm a retired doctor."

Plants to Avoid - Creeping Wallenda

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

'You're in trouble. Your confidential memo went toxic and so did that tuna salad.'

For the Love of Peanut Butter

"I don't know what kind of sandwich you made, but we're out of cat food."

Peanut Butter and Jam Attack,

'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Mum. Can I have something different in my sandwiches tomorrow?' - 'Okay.' - 'Cheese and pickle.' -

Paninis of the Old West

"Everything bagel?"

"Wanna swap lunch? My wife packed me birch again..."

"I'd trade, but peanut butter sticks to my tongue stud."

"What would make it perfect, egg salad or pastrami?"

"This means that my dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich!"

'Ever noticed how triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones?'

Paranormal tips: sandwiches with crop circles may lead to marmalade stains on trousers

'Thinner!'

'Would I be right in thinking that little Jimmy helped make the sandwiches?'

'Let me know when you're ready for the Great American tuna fish sandwich.'

Corned Turtle on a Kaiser