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"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

"Our cook is new, so ge's Googling what goes on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich as we speak."

'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

"I just knew there had to be a better use for tomatoes than making boring old sandwiches."

Armstrong, an unmarked truck just delivered a pallet of mystery meat. Turkey. It doesn't look like turkey. It looks more like some sort of dehydrated pigeon. What's it matter? If we slap it in a sandwich, smother it in "gravy," and label it "turkey," customers won't know the difference. Wait, did you just think quotes around the word gravy? "no."

Sandwich snob.

"I'm a retired doctor."

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

Plants to Avoid - Creeping Wallenda

'You're in trouble. Your confidential memo went toxic and so did that tuna salad.'

I'd like it sliced thin for sandwiches.

For the Love of Peanut Butter

"I don't know what kind of sandwich you made, but we're out of cat food."

Peanut Butter and Jam Attack,

Gloria knows where you've been tonight, Lance. Apparently, that sandwich she made you for lunch contained salami, cheese, lettuce, tomato and a GPS tracker. !! !!

"Everything bagel?"

Paninis of the Old West

"I'd trade, but peanut butter sticks to my tongue stud."

'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Mum. Can I have something different in my sandwiches tomorrow?' - 'Okay.' - 'Cheese and pickle.' -

"Wanna swap lunch? My wife packed me birch again..."

"What would make it perfect, egg salad or pastrami?"

"This is a 'deli-cut' situation...."

"This means that my dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich!"

'Would I be right in thinking that little Jimmy helped make the sandwiches?'

'Ever noticed how triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones?'

'Thinner!'

Paranormal tips: sandwiches with crop circles may lead to marmalade stains on trousers

'Let me know when you're ready for the Great American tuna fish sandwich.'

Many schools are going away with the traditional junk food vending machines.