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"I'd trade, but peanut butter sticks to my tongue stud."

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

"Billy, we don't need to feed that vacuum robot."

"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."

"Get those things away from me- I can't stop eating them."

Dog's Sandwich

'This sugar substitute is perfect except for one thing. It's salty.'

'Snack Bar's Open.'

Authentic Hot Dogs.

"Wanna swap lunch? My wife packed me birch again..."

'Every time you eat lotus, an hour later you forget.'

'Could we have a little chat when you're through here?'

'You can't expect everything you need to just come falling from the sky'

'You can't eat me! Didn't your mum tell you you shouldn't snack between meals?'

"I'm sorry, sir. No outside food is allowed in the theater."

Hey Gus, I've managed to steal some crackers and some grapes too...

"Psst... jelly doughnuts."

"I'm off carbs, dairy and fat. Basically I order a pizza and eat the box."

'I think sugar substitutes are fattening. Have you noticed that people who use them are usually overweight?'

'What a day! Mrs. Reed's own kids had her rubbed the wrong way before we even got to her.'

A fridge surrounded by books.

"Remember when he was little and we couldn't get him to eat? Now he never stops!"

"Wanna trade an Easter ham salad for an Easter egg salad?"

'They're getting awfully entitled.'

"I keep telling you, poppy-seed bagels are nothing but trouble."

The Potato Man

Burger Discus

'Defler, I'd like to speak to you about your part time, lunch hour job.'

15 Second Grocery Delivery

"No!"