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"Our cook is new, so ge's Googling what goes on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich as we speak."

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

It turns out they don't go together so well,

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'

Deliboys

Ernie likes to fix things around the house. Just today he's fixed two sandwiches, three sundaes, and some microwave brownies.

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

Stratigraphy

'Something new for Sunday lunch today - Corned-beef sandwiches!'

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?"

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

'Can I have some of your peanut butter and jelly sandwich? All my mom ever gives me is cake.'

"Wow, I was expecting to also get a pearl, but I'll take a panini."

Building a gingerbread house

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

The Deli Llama

'Dad, try to catch some jellyfish to go with my peanut butter.'

Man takes sandwiches left beneath a 'please take one' sign

"I'm a retired doctor."

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

"Yeah. I'm into fitness. Fittin' dis whole sammich in my mouth."

"I just knew there had to be a better use for tomatoes than making boring old sandwiches."

'How's getting you a sandwich going to help me get a job?'

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"

Sandwich snob.

Armstrong, an unmarked truck just delivered a pallet of mystery meat. Turkey. It doesn't look like turkey. It looks more like some sort of dehydrated pigeon. What's it matter? If we slap it in a sandwich, smother it in "gravy," and label it "turkey," customers won't know the difference. Wait, did you just think quotes around the word gravy? "no."

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."

'Do you have any denture friendly sandwiches?'