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"I just knew there had to be a better use for tomatoes than making boring old sandwiches."

"That one with the holes, that's what they use for a drilled cheese sandwich."

'I got him on a piece of my baloney sandwich.'

Tartine

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

"Our cook is new, so ge's Googling what goes on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich as we speak."

'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

"No thanks, mom. I don't think I'll have any broccoli short cake."

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

Skyscraper Chef's Hat.

'The chef is just making your cheesecake now, sir.'

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

The Burning Bush: How God convinced Moses to Lead His people a.k.a. the origin of s'mores.

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

'Dad, try to catch some jellyfish to go with my peanut butter.'

'If Darwin had been the cook on the Beagle' 'Menu- its Evolution'.

"It's something I made myself - chocolate covered veggies."

"I'm a retired doctor."

Sandwich snob.

'Do you have a traditional Christmas dinner, but for a lacto-vegan fruitarian?'

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

Sandwich filing.

"Liverwurst is down an eighth, egg-salad is up two and a half, and peanut-butter-and-jelly remains unchanged."

For the Love of Peanut Butter

'You're in trouble. Your confidential memo went toxic and so did that tuna salad.'