Sandwich Innovator Gifts

"I just knew there had to be a better use for tomatoes than making boring old sandwiches."

"That one with the holes, that's what they use for a drilled cheese sandwich."

'I got him on a piece of my baloney sandwich.'

Tartine

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

"Our cook is new, so ge's Googling what goes on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich as we speak."

'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

Ernie likes to fix things around the house. Just today he's fixed two sandwiches, three sundaes, and some microwave brownies.

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

"No thanks, mom. I don't think I'll have any broccoli short cake."

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

Skyscraper Chef's Hat.

'The chef is just making your cheesecake now, sir.'

The Burning Bush: How God convinced Moses to Lead His people a.k.a. the origin of s'mores.

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

Sandwich snob.

'If Darwin had been the cook on the Beagle' 'Menu- its Evolution'.

'Dad, try to catch some jellyfish to go with my peanut butter.'

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

Armstrong, an unmarked truck just delivered a pallet of mystery meat. Turkey. It doesn't look like turkey. It looks more like some sort of dehydrated pigeon. What's it matter? If we slap it in a sandwich, smother it in "gravy," and label it "turkey," customers won't know the difference. Wait, did you just think quotes around the word gravy? "no."

"I'm a retired doctor."

"It's something I made myself - chocolate covered veggies."

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."

'Do you have a traditional Christmas dinner, but for a lacto-vegan fruitarian?'

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

"Liverwurst is down an eighth, egg-salad is up two and a half, and peanut-butter-and-jelly remains unchanged."

'You're in trouble. Your confidential memo went toxic and so did that tuna salad.'

F&E Diner. You asked for a hot breakfast, so I put some jalapenos on your corn flakes!