Sandwich Strategist Gifts

Gift your sandwich strategist a token of appreciation with our curated collection of humorous and clever items. Perfect for food lovers who think outside the bread, our products feature playful designs that celebrate their love for sandwiches and their creative spirit. Whether it's a mug for their morning coffee or a t-shirt to wear their passion proudly, find something that genuinely resonates with their culinary creativity and quirky sense of humor.

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A mason making a peanut butter sandwich.

A mason making a peanut butter sandwich. mockup

A mason making a peanut butter sandwich.

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"Liverwurst is down an eighth, egg-salad is up two and a half, and peanut-butter-and-jelly remains unchanged."

"Liverwurst is down an eighth, egg-salad is up two and a half, and peanut-butter-and-jelly remains unchanged." mockup

"Liverwurst is down an eighth, egg-salad is up two and a half, and peanut-butter-and-jelly remains unchanged."

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Chez Nous Menu

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"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?" mockup

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

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Little league world series of poker. mockup

Little league world series of poker.

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"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade." mockup

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

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To do before Saturday...

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'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.' mockup

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

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"Our cook is new, so ge's Googling what goes on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich as we speak."

"Our cook is new, so ge's Googling what goes on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich as we speak." mockup

"Our cook is new, so ge's Googling what goes on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich as we speak."

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You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish. mockup

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

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'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?' mockup

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

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"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu." mockup

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

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Jeff's Smorgasbord

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'Hard to follow...'

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Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps. mockup

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

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'This is a business lunch, Lowden. So, don't even think about enjoying yourself.'

'This is a business lunch, Lowden. So, don't even think about enjoying yourself.' mockup

'This is a business lunch, Lowden. So, don't even think about enjoying yourself.'

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"Sir, I have a question that's lunch-related."

"Sir, I have a question that's lunch-related." mockup

"Sir, I have a question that's lunch-related."

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Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

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Making healthy eating bearable.

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"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip." mockup

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

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'If you're happy to demand feed we'll get along just fine.'

'If you're happy to demand feed we'll get along just fine.' mockup

'If you're happy to demand feed we'll get along just fine.'

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'If I promise to be good for the next 30 years, can I have some sweets Dad?'

'If I promise to be good for the next 30 years, can I have some sweets Dad?' mockup

'If I promise to be good for the next 30 years, can I have some sweets Dad?'

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"Ask Mom for Sweet Chunk Cookies. If she says no, ask Grandma."

"Ask Mom for Sweet Chunk Cookies. If she says no, ask Grandma." mockup

"Ask Mom for Sweet Chunk Cookies. If she says no, ask Grandma."

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"Yeah. I'm into fitness. Fittin' dis whole sammich in my mouth."

"Yeah. I'm into fitness. Fittin' dis whole sammich in my mouth." mockup

"Yeah. I'm into fitness. Fittin' dis whole sammich in my mouth."

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"We know you have better treats than raisins...we hacked your supermarket loyalty card."

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"I just knew there had to be a better use for tomatoes than making boring old sandwiches."

"I just knew there had to be a better use for tomatoes than making boring old sandwiches." mockup

"I just knew there had to be a better use for tomatoes than making boring old sandwiches."

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'We cut it into teensy-weensy squares.' mockup

'We cut it into teensy-weensy squares.'

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Randolph maintains a stiff upper lip while the rest of him just goes to hell.

Randolph maintains a stiff upper lip while the rest of him just goes to hell. mockup

Randolph maintains a stiff upper lip while the rest of him just goes to hell.

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"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant." mockup

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."

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'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?' mockup

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

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'She's on the rotation diet. Every time I turn around she's eating something.'

'She's on the rotation diet. Every time I turn around she's eating something.' mockup

'She's on the rotation diet. Every time I turn around she's eating something.'

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"Not sure if I'm hungry or bored." mockup

"Not sure if I'm hungry or bored."

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"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

"What do you have that justifies its calories?" mockup

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

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"Guac-A-Mole"

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'If I get dizzy, and pass out there's a cherry danish in my lunch box.'

'If I get dizzy, and pass out there's a cherry danish in my lunch box.' mockup

'If I get dizzy, and pass out there's a cherry danish in my lunch box.'

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Sandwich Strategist Gifts Collection

Sandwich Strategist Mugs

Browse our collection of mugs featuring fun sandwich strategist designs – perfect for breakfast or snack time humor.

Sandwich Strategist Pillows

Check out our pillows with witty sandwich-themed prints—great for adding personality to their lounge or bedroom.

Sandwich Strategist Prints

Discover our prints and wall art celebrating sandwich creativity and culinary wit—ideal for kitchens and dining areas.

Sandwich Strategist T-Shirts

Explore our t-shirt selection to find clever, food-inspired designs that your sandwich strategist will love wearing.