Sandwich Artist Gifts

Corned Turtle on a Kaiser

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

'Chicken with much room on toast.'

"Damn it, PB&J again."

"I'm a retired doctor."

For the Love of Peanut Butter

Build Your Own Sandwich/Salad

"Do you have 'Cheese and Pickle...?'"

Sandwiches

'Would I be right in thinking that little Jimmy helped make the sandwiches?'

Things I Learned From My Brother. . .

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Mum. Can I have something different in my sandwiches tomorrow?' - 'Okay.' - 'Cheese and pickle.' -

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

'I love peanut butter... there's nothing like a home-cooked meal.'

'So how come at home you only make sandwiches?'

Bacon, lettuce and tie sandwich.

"You guys haven't seen my wife by any chance? I left her on a sandwich just like this one only 5 minutes ago..."

Media Sandwich

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

"I don't know what kind of sandwich you made, but we're out of cat food."

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

Peanut Butter and Jam Attack,

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

It turns out they don't go together so well,

Honest Vending

"Our cook is new, so ge's Googling what goes on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich as we speak."

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

'Hard to follow...'

Stratigraphy

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?"

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

A Grade Two student explains why he is so eager to get back to school.