Sandwich Sculptors Gifts

"I could really go for a sandwich in the shape of myself."

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

Building Sandcastles.

"In the current market, it's just more practical."

"Our cook is new, so ge's Googling what goes on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich as we speak."

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'

'Hard to follow...'

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

Stratigraphy

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

'Frank Lloyd Wright's childhood.'

Sand Snowmen

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

Son burying his dad in sand

'Busy Builders' at the Seaside

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

Husband burrows under sand to get a closer look at woman sunbathing topless at the beach.

"I just knew there had to be a better use for tomatoes than making boring old sandwiches."

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

"He wants to be an architect."

"I'm a retired doctor."

'Dad, try to catch some jellyfish to go with my peanut butter.'

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."

'Bless. Wayne's made his first affordable home sand estate.'

For the Love of Peanut Butter

'I'm not looking for treasure. I'm trying to find where I buried Dad.'

Sandwich filing.

'Sure, sure... I'm having a great vacation.'

"When I said you could use other materials with the sand, I was thinking shells and driftwood."

Buried at the Beach

Sand castle in a sand timer.