Sandwich Sculptor Gifts

"Order's up -- One grass-fed free-range peanut butter and jelly dinosaur sandwich."

'Using my knowledge of structures and function I built this sculpture!'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

It turns out they don't go together so well,

Building Sandcastles.

Honest Vending

"Our cook is new, so ge's Googling what goes on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich as we speak."

"In the current market, it's just more practical."

'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

'Hard to follow...'

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

Ernie likes to fix things around the house. Just today he's fixed two sandwiches, three sundaes, and some microwave brownies.

Stratigraphy

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

'Busy Builders' at the Seaside

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

Armstrong, an unmarked truck just delivered a pallet of mystery meat. Turkey. It doesn't look like turkey. It looks more like some sort of dehydrated pigeon. What's it matter? If we slap it in a sandwich, smother it in "gravy," and label it "turkey," customers won't know the difference. Wait, did you just think quotes around the word gravy? "no."

"He wants to be an architect."

"I'm a retired doctor."

'Dad, try to catch some jellyfish to go with my peanut butter.'

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

"I just knew there had to be a better use for tomatoes than making boring old sandwiches."

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."

Sandwich filing.

'Sure, sure... I'm having a great vacation.'

For the Love of Peanut Butter

"You're a snob, Angélique!"

Gloria knows where you've been tonight, Lance. Apparently, that sandwich she made you for lunch contained salami, cheese, lettuce, tomato and a GPS tracker. !! !!

Peanut Butter and Jam Attack,

"He's really healthy, except for the grilled cheese."

"I don't know what kind of sandwich you made, but we're out of cat food."

"There are mysteries up here on the 13th floor. Like who keeps locking the exit door? Why is that clock always 12 minutes fast? And who actually eats the liverwurst sandwiches from that machine?"