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'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

It turns out they don't go together so well,

Honest Vending

Super Heroes.

"Our cook is new, so ge's Googling what goes on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich as we speak."

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

'Hard to follow...'

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?"

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

The Deli Llama

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

Man takes sandwiches left beneath a 'please take one' sign

'How's getting you a sandwich going to help me get a job?'

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

"I'm a retired doctor."

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"

"I just knew there had to be a better use for tomatoes than making boring old sandwiches."

'Dad, try to catch some jellyfish to go with my peanut butter.'

'Do you have any denture friendly sandwiches?'

'A sandwich?'

"Throw the rope!! It's a quicksandwich!!"

For the Love of Peanut Butter

'Only peanut butter and jelly fingers, Sir.'

One Hour Sandwich shop

Sandwich filing.