Sandwich Artists Gifts

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

It turns out they don't go together so well,

Honest Vending

"Our cook is new, so ge's Googling what goes on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich as we speak."

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

Ernie likes to fix things around the house. Just today he's fixed two sandwiches, three sundaes, and some microwave brownies.

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

'Hard to follow...'

Stratigraphy

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?"

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

'Can I have some of your peanut butter and jelly sandwich? All my mom ever gives me is cake.'

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

The Deli Llama

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

Man takes sandwiches left beneath a 'please take one' sign

"I'm a retired doctor."

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"

'How's getting you a sandwich going to help me get a job?'

'Dad, try to catch some jellyfish to go with my peanut butter.'

Armstrong, an unmarked truck just delivered a pallet of mystery meat. Turkey. It doesn't look like turkey. It looks more like some sort of dehydrated pigeon. What's it matter? If we slap it in a sandwich, smother it in "gravy," and label it "turkey," customers won't know the difference. Wait, did you just think quotes around the word gravy? "no."

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."

'Do you have any denture friendly sandwiches?'

'A sandwich?'

Sandwich filing.

For the Love of Peanut Butter

One Hour Sandwich shop

'Only peanut butter and jelly fingers, Sir.'

"Throw the rope!! It's a quicksandwich!!"