Open Sandwich Innovator Gifts

Tartine

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

"I'll trade you my cupcake for your head lice."

The Burning Bush: How God convinced Moses to Lead His people a.k.a. the origin of s'mores.

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."

'If Darwin had been the cook on the Beagle' 'Menu- its Evolution'.

'I'm NOT trying to break in and change my grades. I'm only trying to change the school lunch menu.'

"It's something I made myself - chocolate covered veggies."

"I just knew there had to be a better use for tomatoes than making boring old sandwiches."

'Do you have a traditional Christmas dinner, but for a lacto-vegan fruitarian?'

'Nothing like the workplace to inspire creativity.'

F&E Diner. You asked for a hot breakfast, so I put some jalapenos on your corn flakes!

"Liverwurst is down an eighth, egg-salad is up two and a half, and peanut-butter-and-jelly remains unchanged."

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

'Why can't you just use the microwave like everyone else?'

Carnegie Deli

Paninis of the Old West

Man toasts his sausage in the fires of a plane engine.

Wife at breakfast: 'We're out of sugar - how about chocolate milk on your cereal?'

'Ever noticed how triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones?'

"Can I have a standard lunch bag please Mum? They make fun of me at school when I eat out of my nose bag..."

'Dear, what if tonight I add watercress, sorrel and purslane to our salad

Paranormal tips: sandwiches with crop circles may lead to marmalade stains on trousers

"Peanut butter and jelly...simple...delicious... why didn't I think of that?"

'I didn't use a plate because my soldiers are underequipped.'

"Since it's Easter I'll have a peanut butter and jelly bean sandwich."

"Instant? In my day they used to make it from scratch."

"My business plan? Well, all my friends are addicted, so if I can get access to potatoes and set up a deep fryer, I'll be rich!"

'Due to global warming the Baked Alaska has been replaced by Thawed Alaska.'

'Okay...who put my lunch through the mass spectrometer?'

A mason making a peanut butter sandwich.

'It's the same special as yesterday...'