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Closing Laugh D.I.Y.

Peanut Butter & Jelly Fish.

'Thinner!'

"The way I heard it, after fifteen years of doing cricket teas, his wife finally snapped."

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

It turns out they don't go together so well,

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

"Our cook is new, so ge's Googling what goes on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich as we speak."

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'

Ernie likes to fix things around the house. Just today he's fixed two sandwiches, three sundaes, and some microwave brownies.

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

Deliboys

Stratigraphy

'Something new for Sunday lunch today - Corned-beef sandwiches!'

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?"

'Can I have some of your peanut butter and jelly sandwich? All my mom ever gives me is cake.'

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

"Wow, I was expecting to also get a pearl, but I'll take a panini."

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

The Deli Llama

Sandwich snob.

"I'm a retired doctor."

'Dad, try to catch some jellyfish to go with my peanut butter.'

Man takes sandwiches left beneath a 'please take one' sign

'How's getting you a sandwich going to help me get a job?'

Baker

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"

Armstrong, an unmarked truck just delivered a pallet of mystery meat. Turkey. It doesn't look like turkey. It looks more like some sort of dehydrated pigeon. What's it matter? If we slap it in a sandwich, smother it in "gravy," and label it "turkey," customers won't know the difference. Wait, did you just think quotes around the word gravy? "no."