Sandwich Specialist T-Shirts

Man unsatisfied with food

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

It turns out they don't go together so well,

"Our cook is new, so ge's Googling what goes on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich as we speak."

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

"I think we're all agreed that we need to focus 110% on meeting strategic corporate goals."

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

Deliboys

'Hard to follow...'

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

Stratigraphy

'Something new for Sunday lunch today - Corned-beef sandwiches!'

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?"

A Grade Two student explains why he is so eager to get back to school.

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

"Wow, I was expecting to also get a pearl, but I'll take a panini."

"In da house"

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

The Deli Llama

Sandwich snob.

"I just knew there had to be a better use for tomatoes than making boring old sandwiches."

'How's getting you a sandwich going to help me get a job?'

Man takes sandwiches left beneath a 'please take one' sign

Christmas Canapes

"I'm a retired doctor."

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."

'Do you have any denture friendly sandwiches?'