Sandwich Specialist Prints

"This is a 'deli-cut' situation...."

White chocolate mocha, please. Just the drink? Or the combo? What's in the combo? You get the white chocolate mocha, plus a ham sandwich, plus a bag of chips, for $17. Seems pricey. Of course. That's why I only recommend our premium combos to people who can afford them. One look at you and I could tell you're a man of means. You walk with such a swagger - such regal elegance. I wasn't wrong about you, was I? Give me two combos. Just two? Very. Bad. Man.

Man unsatisfied with food

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

It turns out they don't go together so well,

"Our cook is new, so ge's Googling what goes on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich as we speak."

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

"I think we're all agreed that we need to focus 110% on meeting strategic corporate goals."

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

Deliboys

'Hard to follow...'

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

Stratigraphy

'Something new for Sunday lunch today - Corned-beef sandwiches!'

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?"

Wow, Ernie, another previously undiscovered tomb. And it has some unusual images. Is that a picture of the first sandwich? A thumbs up is next to it. The first "like"! Here's a drawing of a family and a heart has been added. The first emoji! This bird looks exactly like one we saw in the last tomb. The first retweet. Could this be the first social media? Yes! And this is how they scrolled!

'Can I have some of your peanut butter and jelly sandwich? All my mom ever gives me is cake.'

"Wow, I was expecting to also get a pearl, but I'll take a panini."

A Grade Two student explains why he is so eager to get back to school.

"In da house"

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

The Deli Llama

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"

Christmas Canapes

Man takes sandwiches left beneath a 'please take one' sign

Sandwich snob.

"I'm a retired doctor."

Armstrong, an unmarked truck just delivered a pallet of mystery meat. Turkey. It doesn't look like turkey. It looks more like some sort of dehydrated pigeon. What's it matter? If we slap it in a sandwich, smother it in "gravy," and label it "turkey," customers won't know the difference. Wait, did you just think quotes around the word gravy? "no."

'How's getting you a sandwich going to help me get a job?'