Sandwich Builder Prints

"Our cook is new, so ge's Googling what goes on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich as we speak."

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

It turns out they don't go together so well,

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

Deliboys

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

Stratigraphy

'Something new for Sunday lunch today - Corned-beef sandwiches!'

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?"

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

Building a gingerbread house

"Wow, I was expecting to also get a pearl, but I'll take a panini."

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

The Deli Llama

'How's getting you a sandwich going to help me get a job?'

Sandwich snob.

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

"I just knew there had to be a better use for tomatoes than making boring old sandwiches."

Man takes sandwiches left beneath a 'please take one' sign

"Yeah. I'm into fitness. Fittin' dis whole sammich in my mouth."

'Dad, try to catch some jellyfish to go with my peanut butter.'

"I'm a retired doctor."

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."

'Do you have any denture friendly sandwiches?'

'A sandwich?'