Sandwich Architect Prints

"He's really healthy, except for the grilled cheese."

Ernie likes to fix things around the house. Just today he's fixed two sandwiches, three sundaes, and some microwave brownies.

"Stop fretting Jessica, I know how to look after myself while you're away. In fact, I'm just making myself a fried egg sandwich now."

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

'Report cards are coming out soon. If you're a gambler, take the under.'

Sandwich filing.

'Dad, try to catch some jellyfish to go with my peanut butter.'

Various snacks and drinks

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

Thick sliced loaf...

"You're a snob, Angélique!"

"Nation-building never works."

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Holiday time.

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

Hiding the electronics.

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

Sunbathers.

Summertime

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

"Our cook is new, so ge's Googling what goes on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich as we speak."

Happy holidays for kids.

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

"Make a sandcastle with you? Of course darling. What about Thursday 3.15pm?"

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

"Yeah, that's right. I'm the sandman. Where did you think I was getting my sand all these years?"

Beach flirting

'Hard to follow...'