Sandwich Creator Prints

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."

Tartine

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

It turns out they don't go together so well,

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

A Club Sandwitch.

"Our cook is new, so ge's Googling what goes on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich as we speak."

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'

'Kimble, I'm going to give you a chance at purchasing - nip over to the cafe and get me a cheese and pickle sandwich.'

Deliboys

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

Stratigraphy

'Something new for Sunday lunch today - Corned-beef sandwiches!'

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?"

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

A Grade Two student explains why he is so eager to get back to school.

'They are boneless, I didn't say anything about beaks.'

"Wow, I was expecting to also get a pearl, but I'll take a panini."

Jelly I.V.

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

The Deli Llama

Man takes sandwiches left beneath a 'please take one' sign

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

'Dad, try to catch some jellyfish to go with my peanut butter.'