Sandwich Creator Mugs

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."

Tartine

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

It turns out they don't go together so well,

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

A Club Sandwitch.

"Our cook is new, so ge's Googling what goes on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich as we speak."

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

'Kimble, I'm going to give you a chance at purchasing - nip over to the cafe and get me a cheese and pickle sandwich.'

'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'

Ernie likes to fix things around the house. Just today he's fixed two sandwiches, three sundaes, and some microwave brownies.

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

Deliboys

Stratigraphy

'Something new for Sunday lunch today - Corned-beef sandwiches!'

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?"

F&E Subs. Hey, you replaced the little swords with periscope-shaped toothpicks! Nice touch, Ernie!

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

'Can I have some of your peanut butter and jelly sandwich? All my mom ever gives me is cake.'

Jelly I.V.

'They are boneless, I didn't say anything about beaks.'

A Grade Two student explains why he is so eager to get back to school.

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

"Wow, I was expecting to also get a pearl, but I'll take a panini."

The Deli Llama

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

'Dad, try to catch some jellyfish to go with my peanut butter.'

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"