Sandwich Artisan Prints

Closing Laugh D.I.Y.

Peanut Butter & Jelly Fish.

'Thinner!'

"The way I heard it, after fifteen years of doing cricket teas, his wife finally snapped."

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

It turns out they don't go together so well,

"Our cook is new, so ge's Googling what goes on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich as we speak."

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

Deliboys

Stratigraphy

'Something new for Sunday lunch today - Corned-beef sandwiches!'

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?"

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

"Wow, I was expecting to also get a pearl, but I'll take a panini."

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

The Deli Llama

'How's getting you a sandwich going to help me get a job?'

Baker

Man takes sandwiches left beneath a 'please take one' sign

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

"I'm a retired doctor."

'Dad, try to catch some jellyfish to go with my peanut butter.'

Sandwich snob.

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"

"I just knew there had to be a better use for tomatoes than making boring old sandwiches."

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."