Sandwich Exchanger Prints

'Two chicken lip toasties and three salmon leg baguettes...I'm guessing you're a new apprentice.'

Lady of the Cake.

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

"Our cook is new, so ge's Googling what goes on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich as we speak."

'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'

Deliboys

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

"I'm a retired doctor."

Plants to Avoid - Creeping Wallenda

For the Love of Peanut Butter

"I don't know what kind of sandwich you made, but we're out of cat food."

Peanut Butter and Jam Attack,

"Everything bagel?"

"I'd trade, but peanut butter sticks to my tongue stud."

'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Mum. Can I have something different in my sandwiches tomorrow?' - 'Okay.' - 'Cheese and pickle.' -

'Would I be right in thinking that little Jimmy helped make the sandwiches?'

Sandwich Shop

'Thinner!'

"Order's up -- One grass-fed free-range peanut butter and jelly dinosaur sandwich."

Corned Turtle on a Kaiser

He wants this old dog to learn new tricks? Watch me make his sandwih disappear.

'So how come at home you only make sandwiches?'

Bacon, lettuce and tie sandwich.

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

"The way I heard it, after fifteen years of doing cricket teas, his wife finally snapped."

"We're switching from donuts to bagels effective Tuesday. Johnson, you handle the consumer backlash."

"Wanna trade an Easter ham salad for an Easter egg salad?"