Sandwich Exchanger Mugs

'Two chicken lip toasties and three salmon leg baguettes...I'm guessing you're a new apprentice.'

Lady of the Cake.

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

"Our cook is new, so ge's Googling what goes on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich as we speak."

'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'

Deliboys

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

"I'm a retired doctor."

Armstrong, an unmarked truck just delivered a pallet of mystery meat. Turkey. It doesn't look like turkey. It looks more like some sort of dehydrated pigeon. What's it matter? If we slap it in a sandwich, smother it in "gravy," and label it "turkey," customers won't know the difference. Wait, did you just think quotes around the word gravy? "no."

Plants to Avoid - Creeping Wallenda

I'm not sure but my guess is that it's one of the Sandwich Islands.

For the Love of Peanut Butter

Gloria knows where you've been tonight, Lance. Apparently, that sandwich she made you for lunch contained salami, cheese, lettuce, tomato and a GPS tracker. !! !!

"I'd trade, but peanut butter sticks to my tongue stud."

'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Mum. Can I have something different in my sandwiches tomorrow?' - 'Okay.' - 'Cheese and pickle.' -

"Everything bagel?"

"I don't know what kind of sandwich you made, but we're out of cat food."

Peanut Butter and Jam Attack,

"Order's up -- One grass-fed free-range peanut butter and jelly dinosaur sandwich."

'Would I be right in thinking that little Jimmy helped make the sandwiches?'

'Thinner!'

Sandwich Shop

Many schools are going away with the traditional junk food vending machines.

Corned Turtle on a Kaiser

Bacon, lettuce and tie sandwich.

'So how come at home you only make sandwiches?'

"The way I heard it, after fifteen years of doing cricket teas, his wife finally snapped."

"Wanna trade an Easter ham salad for an Easter egg salad?"

"We're switching from donuts to bagels effective Tuesday. Johnson, you handle the consumer backlash."

He wants this old dog to learn new tricks? Watch me make his sandwih disappear.