Flag Day T-Shirts

'I need Flag Day off.'

"I have to get something off my chest—I don't know the words to the second verse of 'The Star-Spangled Banner.'"

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

"Flagless in a patriotic Zone?"

American Flag Trick

Says here Flag Day is June 14...what the heck is Flag Day?"

'ARRGH! Don't you have any self adhesive ones?'

'Would you mind moving on...'

Patriotic Art

Playing Fetch.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Flags

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"Bad dog."

Happy.

Turkish Democracy

Collies Without Borders

US and the EU

Canine Scentipede

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

Emotional Bling

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

"Throw, fetch, throw, fetch, throw, fetch. It all seems so obsessive-compulsive."

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

It's not considered drinking alone if the cat is at home.

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

If you want to see love be love.

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

"...and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship."