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'What do you want first - The bad news or the even badder news?'

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

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"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Carefree luggage.

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

Clown on bike.

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Here and There Trays

'Actually, accounting is an exact science.'

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

Assault 'n' Vinegar

'I'm sorry, but everyone is in a meeting.'

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'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

'Your shoe's untied.'

Fast food. Even faster food