World Ocean Day Gifts

Plastic Discovered Everywhere

World Ocean Day

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Nature versus commerce.

'Thank-you God.'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

Polluted geese

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

The one that got away

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

The interested bystanders.

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

"I love you too, big guy."

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"We'll always have Paris..."