Ocean Awareness Gifts

"It's all become so Disneyfied."

"Ha. This is funny because it's true."

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

The Environmentalist

North Pole

"Our war is against cancer."

Deforestation.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'Thank-you God.'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Polluted geese

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

The one that got away

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"We'll always have Paris..."

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Man using to much bug spray

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

The Food Chain

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

'It's an extinction notice.'

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"Privates Beach"