Ocean Awareness Gifts

"It's all become so Disneyfied."

"Ha. This is funny because it's true."

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

The Environmentalist

Deforestation.

"Our war is against cancer."

North Pole

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'Thank-you God.'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Polluted geese

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

The one that got away

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"We'll always have Paris..."

Man using to much bug spray

"Do you mind?"

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

'It's an extinction notice.'

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

The Food Chain

Baby on board.

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

"Technically, it's a mammal."