Sea Life Appreciation Gifts

"I just wonder if yet another pincer movement might be just what they are expecting."

Whale

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

Turtle Hat

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'No, they're not my children. They gave me these for doing a good job at work.'

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

Leak in the fish tank.

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

How Swordfish Are Born

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

'You've changed since we got married.'

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'They call me Portugese Man of War, but I'm really just a jellyfish of love.'

'Hey Mum, look what I caught!'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'Your secondhand smoke is giving the hermit crab a hacking cough!'