Sea Life Exploration Gifts

Spiro & Pusho and the terrapin

Maritime Tidal News

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Captain in a storm

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"As I was only saying the other day..."

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"Puss in cement boots"

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

Turtle Hat

'Slip Ahoy!'

'No, they're not my children. They gave me these for doing a good job at work.'

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

How Swordfish Are Born

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

'You've changed since we got married.'

'Hey Mum, look what I caught!'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'