Sea Life Exploration Prints

Spiro & Pusho and the terrapin

Maritime Tidal News

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

Captain in a storm

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"Puss in cement boots"

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

Turtle Hat

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'Slip Ahoy!'

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

'No, they're not my children. They gave me these for doing a good job at work.'

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

How Swordfish Are Born

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

'You've changed since we got married.'

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

'Hey Mum, look what I caught!'

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...