Exploring Sea Life Gifts

'Here come the slimmer people.'

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

Turtle Hat

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"Puss in cement boots"

'Slip Ahoy!'

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

'No, they're not my children. They gave me these for doing a good job at work.'

Leak in the fish tank.

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

'You've changed since we got married.'

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'They call me Portugese Man of War, but I'm really just a jellyfish of love.'

'Hey Mum, look what I caught!'

Whale Shark Thoughts...