Exploring Sea Life Pillows

'Here come the slimmer people.'

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"Puss in cement boots"

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

Turtle Hat

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'Slip Ahoy!'

'No, they're not my children. They gave me these for doing a good job at work.'

Leak in the fish tank.

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

'You've changed since we got married.'

'Hey Mum, look what I caught!'

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

Whale Shark Thoughts...