Sea Life Appreciation Pillows

"I just wonder if yet another pincer movement might be just what they are expecting."

Whale

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"As I was only saying the other day..."

Turtle Hat

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

'No, they're not my children. They gave me these for doing a good job at work.'

Leak in the fish tank.

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

How Swordfish Are Born

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

'You've changed since we got married.'

'Hey Mum, look what I caught!'

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

'Dude, someone put a sign on your front.'