Earth Awareness Gifts

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

North Pole

Deforestation.

The Environmentalist

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Polluted geese

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

"We'll always have Paris..."

Man using to much bug spray

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

Bee flying to another flower.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

Sport Utility Boot.

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

Ideas Ahead of their Time

"Smokey The Tree"

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

Sustainability files, ways to reduce your carbon footprint

'Dear, you can't blame this on global warming...you overcooked the fish.'

Climate Change

Noise Pollution