Energy Awareness Gifts

Trick or trick.

"It's a windfall bill."

Power outages

Petro-Schadenfreude

Powering British Gas Since 1886

'How can our light bill be so big? We see in the dark.'

Fuel Crisis Hits Theatres

Same old fossil fuel dependency: 'Drill, baby, drill!'

"can't you turn it down a bit? Think of our energy bills!"

Gas Bill

"It's not a snowman dear, I don't think that nice Mr Wilson could afford his winter fuel."

Energy Bills

Facing a Cold Winter

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

Deforestation.

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

Man using to much bug spray

"We'll always have Paris..."

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Ideas Ahead of their Time

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

Sport Utility Boot.

"Smokey The Tree"

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

'Dear, you can't blame this on global warming...you overcooked the fish.'