Energy-conscious Individual Gifts

"I'm going off the grid with the option of grid-binging whenever I want."

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

The Not-So Smart Meter

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Nuclear generation of energy.

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

"...simple, we topped the water cooler with energy drinks and productivity rocketed."

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

Mother nature takes her course.

US Energy Needs.

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

Critical Ethanol report

"That's not profit that's the cost of having to turn them off."

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

"Gas, is it the future?"

'What do you expect from a child being raised in a paperless society?'

Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.

'He's on a high carbohydrate diet,'

"Potatoes...betroot...carrots...fracking..."

'Finally - an alternative source of energy!'

"But is it renewable...."

"Whatsamatter? Did his batteries run down?"

"Woo-hoo!"

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

Make your own bottled water.

'Is it organic?'

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

'Will I be able to have a night light if we switch to solar power?'

Spring.

"In science class, we learned that a solar eclipse is not due to a rolling blackout."

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