Energy-conscious Individual Gifts

"I'm going off the grid with the option of grid-binging whenever I want."

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

The Not-So Smart Meter

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Nuclear generation of energy.

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

"...simple, we topped the water cooler with energy drinks and productivity rocketed."

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

US Energy Needs.

Mother nature takes her course.

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

"That's not profit that's the cost of having to turn them off."

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

Critical Ethanol report

"Gas, is it the future?"

'What do you expect from a child being raised in a paperless society?'

Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.

"Potatoes...betroot...carrots...fracking..."

'He's on a high carbohydrate diet,'

"But is it renewable...."

'The Luftwaffe is unable to bomb London, mein Fuhrer. The east coast of England is littered with wind turbines!'

"Woo-hoo!"

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

"Whatsamatter? Did his batteries run down?"

'Finally - an alternative source of energy!'

Make your own bottled water.

'Is it organic?'

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

"In science class, we learned that a solar eclipse is not due to a rolling blackout."

Spring.

'Will I be able to have a night light if we switch to solar power?'