Energy-conscious Thinker Gifts

"Hank, have we thought about changing our energy supplier?"

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

"I do miss trees but I don't miss the raking."

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

'Have you done something to your air? You look different?'

The New Normal

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

Biro Diversity

Climate Change -- You are here.

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

A globe detaches itself from its stand and falls into a rubbish bin in the offices of the (fictional) Institute of Environmental Forecasting

'We are an environmentally sensitive organization. We will have to do a background check on the size of your carbon footprint before we can make an offer of employment.'

'An aerosol? Are you sure you've thought this through?'

'It's only now that we've chopped down all of the trees that we can see the damage we've done'

"At least their bull sessions are green. Everything they say is 100% biodegradable."

The Ship of Fools. The earth as a ship, heading for destruction as people party, oblivious to the danger

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. Sorry."

Post-corona road to recovery

'Is it me, Fiona, or the hole in the ozone?'

'I can't sleep for thinking about global warming.'

Ecological Therapy

Recycling bin for 'short term business plans'

Population train.

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

"To save you from destruction I will now wipe out mankind!"

"Given a choice, would you prefer to be buried, cremated or converted to fossil fuel?"