Energy-conscious Creator Gifts

"We only got six days of funding."

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Monkey-artist

Modern kite for wind energy.

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

Solar Plant

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

"We were looking for a non-hackable, energy efficient data center. Thanks for the file cabinet."

'Styrofoam.'

Tree with Drain Pipe

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

'Will I be able to have a night light if we switch to solar power?'

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

'With such a tight budget we never thought it would be possible to build our dream home.'

'Yes, this is the most direct offsetting of carbon emissions I've seen.'

Climate Catastrophism

Rapunzel tries to go Off-Grid.

"One day son, all this will be yours."

Organic Soldering.

"Wow! More record-breaking temps!! 557th day in a row!"

"We didn't have room to store the Halloween decorations so we put them on the Christmas Tree."

"I just remembered... I forgot to turn off the sink."

"When you said you were experimenting with renewable ways to charge your smartphone I thought you meant solar!"

"Along with the solar panels, I've designed a gutter that drains right into your water bowl."

'Environmentalist!'

'It's a design for a new environmentally friendly Swiss car but we can't get it out of neutral ... '

'One GM chicken this size can save the slaughter of hundreds!'

Green Coffee

Wishing For Rain.

'Happy birthday, dear -- it's a carbon offset!'

"I'm going off the grid with the option of grid-binging whenever I want."