Energy-conscious Creator Gifts

Concerned about soaring energy costs, Connie embarks on her biggest craft project ever and knits a wool sweater for their house.

"We only got six days of funding."

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Modern kite for wind energy.

We're cutting the forest in half, so I'm going to need you to make the oxygen of two trees.

Monkey-artist

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

Solar Plant

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

"We were looking for a non-hackable, energy efficient data center. Thanks for the file cabinet."

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

'Styrofoam.'

Tree with Drain Pipe

'Will I be able to have a night light if we switch to solar power?'

Climate Catastrophism

Recycling Bin/Upcycling Bin

Rapunzel tries to go Off-Grid.

'With such a tight budget we never thought it would be possible to build our dream home.'

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

'Yes, this is the most direct offsetting of carbon emissions I've seen.'

"We didn't have room to store the Halloween decorations so we put them on the Christmas Tree."

"When you said you were experimenting with renewable ways to charge your smartphone I thought you meant solar!"

'It's a design for a new environmentally friendly Swiss car but we can't get it out of neutral ... '

Organic Soldering.

"Along with the solar panels, I've designed a gutter that drains right into your water bowl."

"Wow! More record-breaking temps!! 557th day in a row!"

"One day son, all this will be yours."

'One GM chicken this size can save the slaughter of hundreds!'

'Environmentalist!'

"I just remembered... I forgot to turn off the sink."

Green Coffee

Wishing For Rain.

'Happy birthday, dear -- it's a carbon offset!'